Sexy Stuff On My Desk

Re-Vamping!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:48:00 +0000

Makeovers - they are a great thing, no? So it is that this blog (like any other aspect of life) has been neglected for some time, and needs a little re-vamping. I have some great ideas so I'm excited to say out with the old, in with the new.

Please stay tuned for more exciting details as they come...

What I'm Talkin' About This Week

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:27:00 +0000

Podcast II is up and live - check it out if you dare! This week Joe and I discuss ways to introduce toys into your relationship. So if you've been curious about this very topic, but at a loss as to how to go about it - just give us a listen. Perhaps some of these ideas will work for you!

One of the toys I mentioned in this week's podcast is the very fabulous California Exotics Sapphire Remote Control Vibrating Thong. The remote control works from 15-20 feet and it's a fun (and oh-so-frisky) way to introduce toys into your relationship without having to say much at all. We've bundled it here with a value-pack of classics that will keep things humming well into the night - and for nights to come!

Podcastin'

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:15:00 +0000

It's the 21st century - yo - and as such, we are podcastin' for the masses! You can search for "sex toy blog"* and find us on itunes, or you can just stream the podcast from here.

If you like what you hear, feel free to rate us, give us feedback, or ask about future podcast topcis - we are here to give the people what they want. So far, the people want podcasts!

* If you are curious to hear more about products mentioned on the podcasts, please let me know. For starters, here is the Basic Silver Bullet I recommended on podcast episode one.

Fab Little Item - Fab Little Price

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:55:00 +0000

Who doesn't like to find a good deal? I know I do - so I am passing along info on this fab little item - the Doc Johnson Blueberry 7-Speed Vibrator. We are currently offering this bad boy for $4.99 - a great price for a nice basic toy - the kind every modern gal should have in her toybox.

This vibe is versatile, has control buttons conveniently located on the bottom of the unit and takes 2 AA batteries - how much easier can it be? It's great for rounding out an already impressive toy collection or a great starting point for beginners.*

Did I mention its cost - it's less than a footlong at Subway - a fab deal! Scratch that - at $4.99 it's not a deal - it's a steal!

*Hint to beginners - if the idea of a vibe is a wee bit scary to you, just remember you can always use it just like you would use a bullet or mini-mite massager - so relax and get going already!

Free Sex Toy Giveaway - Quantities Are Limited

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:28:00 +0000

We are running a free sex toy promotion here - quantities are limited - shipping in the US only. Here is the link to our blog/store:

http://blog.sextoyblog.com/2009/03/free-sex-toy-give-away-really-i-mean-it.html#links

And here is the info copied and pasted for you - if you didn't want to click the link: One of our sponsors, Sex Toy Super Mall, has agreed to give away free sex toys to our fans. Why? Because they want you to like them. They are needy like that. There are no strings attached. Shipping is included. You don't even have to give them credit card information. So are you ready? This is how it works:

1. Go to http://sextoysupermall.com
2. Type "Free Sex Toy" in the search box in the upper left hand corner.
3. Click on the link called, Sex Toy Blog Free Sex Toy Give Away (I know it says 29.99, ignore that. It will go away in step 11)
4. Click the "Add to Cart" button
5. Click the "Check out Now" button, again don't worry about the 29.99 still sitting there.
6. Put your e-mail address into the guest check out system. (No they won't spam you.)
7. Fill out the shipping information form
8. Choose if you want to hear about promotions in the future by clicking the appropriate radial button.
9. Leave the payment on paypal. Again, this is free, but you have to pick an option for the system to move forward.
10. Confirm that you want to be charged $0.00 for shipping. Hit Continue.
11. Enter the promo code: SEXTOYBLOG , click on apply to order, then click complete checkout.

You will get a confirmation e-mail that says a bunch of stuff and confirms that you spend $0.00 for the order. It will look like this:

Subtotal: $29.99
Shipping & Handling: $0.00
Sales Tax: $0.00
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Purchase Total: $0.00

$0.00 will be charged to the following account:
PayPal
Number: ************
Exp: 0/0

So see! It's easy. Free sex toys. But hurry, there are limited supplies. Once they are gone, that's it. Feel free to tell your friends and your family.

Introducing Sexpert Joe

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:01:00 +0000

No, I'm not talking about a new toy - I'm talking about our new employee! As you may know, I work at an online adult products retailer. We recently hired our very own in-house sexpert, I call him Sexpert Joe.

In addition to maintaining our company blog - http://blog.sextoyblog.com/ - and beefing up our product listings, Sexpert Joe is also interested in hearing about what the people are interested in! Do you have a question about toys? Send them to the sexpert via his blog!

To entice your opinions - we have started a cool new program - he will send you a free product in exchange for hearing your opinions and thoughts - kind of like a customer review, but you don't have to pay a cent! Simply send sexpert Joe an email with your mailing address, and your toy preference (for ladies, for gents, or for couples) - a toy will be (discreetly) shipped to you for your enjoyment. Once you've tried it - send your thoughts to Sexpert Joe in an email, and your product review and thoughts may be featured in a future sextoyblog post!

FREE STUFF! FUN STUFF!

Feel free to forward this offer to your friends!

For those of you concerned about privacy - feel free to use a "handle" for your review, and for those of you who are my friends - that is why I'm having you contact Sexpert Joe directly.

Sexy Stuff on Oprah - It's On My Desk

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:37:00 +0000

Let me tell you what - there's been a lot of buzz in the biz the past few weeks ever since Oprah had bonafide sexpert Dr. Berman on her show to talk about sexuality and toys.

The Berman Center has designed a range of toys for enhancing personal and couple's pleasure. One such toy is the Pomona - a palm-sized personal massager. It's a versatile little toy, also quite discreet - great for solo fliers as well as a great couples toy. Another great toy for couples is the Aurora Intimate Partners Kit. We bundled both of these items (and the rest of the items from the Berman Center's line that we carry) with a basic starter sex toy kit - a ladyfinger, a bullet and a mini-mite massager.

Bachelorette Poker Party

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:04:00 +0000

As anyone who's seen the redneck wedding show on cable can tell you - brides come in all styles and varieties. As such, themes for bachelorette parties are also plentiful. Perhaps your friend, the bride, is not a "Stumble drunkenly out of a bar at closing time with her lifesaver t-shirt successfully denuded of all lifesavers" kind of gal. Maybe she is more of a poker night kind of gal.

Well, grab your visors and whiskey drinks ladies, because with a deck of hot studs like these there's no need for a bachelorette poker night to be anything less than a titillating night to remember!

This deck can be used for any card game that uses the standard 52 cards - or invent your own party games. As an added momento to remember the evening by, let guests select their own "winning hand" to take home at the end of the evening. (The single cards make a great bookmark - you'll have to believe me on this - I'll never forget that bachelorette party!)

Yes, It's Been A While!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:24:00 +0000

Hey cool kittycats - it's been a while. I have not been writing about the sexy stuff on my desk - because it's been busy flying off my desk and out to all the happy, anticipatory customers. Thanks to all you happy customers for that!

Well, all that is changing! I wanted to draw your attention to the great deals and steals - we are listing new ones every day - on our Amazon.com store. Do YOU like a bargain? I know, me too! Everybody digs a good bargain, especially when they are THIS GOOD.

The scoop is this, we are doing a lot of closeouts, moving inventory out of our warehouse so that we can move lots of fun new inventory into the warehouse in the fun new year coming up. So c'mon, do your part, and help us help you have an oh-so-happy New Year's Celebration of your own.

You Don't Know Jack - Rabbit!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:41:00 +0000

We have created a delightful toy kit including the fabulous Jack Rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics. This Jack Rabbit Kit includes every basic you need to start out (or continue to round out) your budoir toy collection. Along with trusty Jack, you get the classics - an adjustable speed bullet, a mini mite, and a multi-speed ladyfinger vibe. (And what gal can have too many of those around?)

SO, if the economy has you down, if you're looking for fun activities to do in the comfort and privacy of your own home, consider picking up this pleasure pack as a treat to yourself!

The Scoop on Screaming Deals And Fun Stuff

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:39:00 +0000

Mind Body Source has, in the spirit of fall cleaning, created some blowout bundles (listed on Amazon.com) that are WHITE HOT SCREAMING DEALS. You are getting this email because you know someone who works at Mind Body Source, or are a friend of a friend.

Feel free to pass the word along to anyone who might be interested – because once these blowout bundles are gone, they’re gone for good.

Blowout Bundle 1 –
Lingerie Starter Pack – 3 boxed lingerie products for $9.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Shirley-Hollywood-Fantasy-Lingerie-Collection/dp/B001FRRFVO/

Blowout Bundle 2 –
Lingerie "Head Start" Starter Pack – 6 boxed lingerie products for $19.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Shirley-Hollywood-Fantasy-Lingerie-Collection/dp/B001FPJH80

Blowout Bundle 3 –
Doc Johnson Toy Kit – 6 Doc Johnson toys for $29.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Adult-Economy-Piece/dp/B000U7JXFG

Everybody wins – you get some screaming deals, and we get a nice clean warehouse!

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Lingerie Screaming Deal Alert!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:55:00 +0000

Like our toy collection screaming deal I posted last week, here is another fabulous screaming deal - quantities are limited, so when it's all gone, it's gone:

This is our Shirley of Hollywood/Fantasy Lingerie 6 Piece Assortment. (This is something I would buy for myself if I had an reason whatsoever to do so.) Think of it as a fabulous one-size-fits-most, boxed lingerie, hoisery, sexy thongs, etc grab bag of fun.

If you want to beef up your party favors for a bachelorette, home-party or you just like to stock up on things when you see a good deal, I'd highly recommend. All items are high quality and have nice packaging, good for gifts!

If you've been looking for a way to spice things up in your long-term relationship, this assortment is a fun way to get a bunch of new, sexy things to wear to bed. If you are in a new relationship and want to keep things spicy - this is a good option for you as well. I suppose it's even a good option for your hope chest if you're still looking for the right person.

Hmmm, maybe I have just given myself a reason to pick up one of these 6 piece assortments...

Screaming Deal Alert!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:46:00 +0000

We have created a listing on Amazon to clear out a variety of toys and make way for new products!

Are you thinking "who cares?" or "What does this mean to me?" Well, if you are, here's the skinny: it means you can get yourself a screaming deal on an assortment of top brand (Doc Johnson) toys. Our Doc Johnson 6 Piece Kit is an assortment - think grab bag - that gets you 6 items for $5 apiece. If you're thinking of hosting a bachelorette party, girls' night out (or in) or just want to get a head start on some naughty stocking stuffers, you'll want to pick this up as soon as possible. Heck, while you're at it, buy one for yourself, why not?

Quantities are limited, and when they're gone, that's it.

Keep Things Smooth

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:53:00 +0000

Ah, autumn is in the air, and unfortunately with it comes a chill, and a return to wearing long pants and tights. With all that covering-up going on, sometimes things in the shaving department can get a little lax. I am here, however, to help you battle the urge to let your legs go feral this fall - maybe all you need is to mix-up that shaving routine.

What better way to mix things up than to try a fabulous new product like Sliquid's Smooth Shave Cream - unscented if that's what you like, or better yet, in an invigorating scent like Grapefruit Thyme. Developed in the US for women with sensitive skin, this product is all-natural, glycerin and paraben-free, was not tested on animals and is a perfect all-over shaving cream. Use it wherever and whenever you might feel like shaving.

So this fall, don't let the weather influence your hygiene habits - keep things smooth - Sliquid Smooth!

Posh and Modern - the Tuyo

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:41:00 +0000

Ladies, I know we like to fancy ourselves posh and modern from time to time (or if you're like me, make that most of the time.) Posh and modern gals need posh and modern accessories - and the bedroom is no exception!

So if you're ready for something completely different (but the same in all your favorite ways) consider the Tuyo by Big Teaze Toys. It is a perfectly round ball shape - not too big to hold in one hand, not too small to get the job done. The silicone band around the middle makes it easy to grip, and also makes it look sporty and futuristic.

So forget the past - if you're looking for the posh modern toy of the future my friends, look no further. With the Tuyo, the future is now!

Paris J'taime!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:54:00 +0000

Forget all about your other toys - you'll always have Paris with the Big Teaze Paris Rubber Ducky (shown here in violet.)

The Paris Duck has all the function that the other Big Teaze rubber duckies have, but with an extra splash of style - from the (removable) feather boa to a fancy beak-crystal (a la nose ring) you'll see that the Paris Duck is a step above the rest.

All Big Teaze toys are perfect for bathtime play - waterproof, whimsical and innocently nondescript. You won't worry about what your guests think if they see it left out on the side of the tub. So go ahead, and the next time Calgon takes you away, remember, you'll always have Paris!

One Pump, Two Pump!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:51:00 +0000

Forget breast pumps that are designed to pump milk for babies - nothing titillating about that! When you want to perk up the girls for a night out on the town (or even better, for a romantic and sensual night IN) what you want is a dual breast pump that gets the job done in one quick step.

If this sounds like something for you, the Doc Johnson Dual Breast Pump is just the ticket. Its gentle suction arouses both breasts and nipples at the same time. Also, you get that telltale pertness - call it what you like: nipping out, headlights on, both guns drawn - saying without words exactly what you want to say.

So Bright And So Orange!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:44:00 +0000

Pelvic exercise balls are a hot product - and for good reason! I know I've talked about them before - they help you do Kegel exercises and strengthen the pelvic floor muscles. In turn, stronger pelvic floor muscles give you a better experience in the bedroom - good times!

So, if you haven't jumped on the exercise balls bandwagon yet, these fabulous bright orange exercise balls are just the ticket - after all, they were developed and endorsed by sexpert Sue Johanson (of Talk Sex with Sue Johanson.)

I've Always Liked This Phrase

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:44:00 +0000

Shunga's line of aphrodisiac oils are a great way for couples to spice things up in the bedroom. They feel, smell and taste great. Plus, the flavors have great names - my hands-down favorite is the Shunga Orgy of Grapes Aphrodesiac Oil.

It makes me think that should be the proper term for a cluster of this succulent fruit - you know, like a pride of lions, a murder of crows and an orgy of grapes. And what could conjure up sensual images quite like the picture of one lover feeding another from the orgy of grapes in their hand.

As with all Shunga products, this comes in a beautiful cannister and is perfect for gift giving. So go ahead, get sensual and hop on the orgy of grapes bandwagon!

Paint It On, Lick It Off

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:59:00 +0000

That's right kittycats - I'm talking about Shunga Chocolate Body Paint. Beautifully packaged in a sweet rounded bottle, this comes with its own special "brush" for easy application. The brush is washable, so you can use it until you run out of chocolate paint.

Paint some chocolate swirls and hearts where you want some attention from your lover - or write a frisky message, instructions or words of endearment.

If you are a chocoholic, don't hesitate to use the paint on your special friend - decorate and tease! This delicious chocolate body paint also makes a great shower or bachelorette party gift.

Sexy Vacation

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:03:00 +0000

Hey there - Sexy Stuff On My Desk is taking a sexy vacation. I'll be back in two weeks - relaxed, refreshed, and ready to tell you all about the stuff crossing my desk!

Celebrate Good Times!

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:00:00 +0000

C'mon!

Everyone knows that toys enhance alone time as well as when you're feeling frisky with your honey. Any time is a good time for the celebration bullet massager by Sutera Toys. Whether you're giving it as a gift* or just splurging on a new toy to treat yourself, you'll love the festive look of this traditional bullet vibe.

*It's never too early to start thinking about stocking stuffers!

Girls' Poker Night

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 +0000

Spice up your next poker night with the girls and whip out this sexy deck of male nudie playing cards. You'll have fun dealing out the eye candy and everyone will enjoy the hunks in their hands! This is a great gift for gals at any age - and sure to generate giggles.

These cards also make a great addition to bachelorette parties - use them for regular card games, or dole them out as "prizes" or "points" - the gal with the most hunks in her hands wins!

Out with the Old, In with the Nude

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:21:00 +0000

Whether you're getting ready to go back to school or looking to freshen up your regular wardrobe for the next season, it's a good time to take inventory of what's going on in your stocking drawer. While quality hoisery lasts for several wears, you probably won't feel quite as sexy in stockings that have snags, pills or other obvious signs of wear and tear.

So, spoil yourself with some brand new basics like these fabulous Extreme Hoisery nude fishnet stockings. If you're more of a tights kind of gal, check out the Leg Avenue spandex fishnet pantyhose in nude - a classy and subtle way to let your sassy side show.

Don't forget to pick up some nice stockings for special occasions - like these nude/black Cuban heel stockings by Extreme Hoisery - ooh la la, now that's fancy!

Nips

noreply@blogger.com (On My Desk) — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:53:00 +0000

When you're looking to perk up an outfit and get a little extra attention don't forget that your nipples contribute to your overall sexiness. To create fuller, perky nipples that stand at attention, try a few pumps of the California Exotics Swedish Erotica Nipple Pump Bulb. Included with the pump are some nipple erection rings to keep the perky effect going.

So give yourself a squeeze and perk those nips up! When they're standing at attention you'll be amazed at the way you'll get noticed.