Wardrobe Basics - the Sheer Red Robe

Today my desk experienced a run of this lovely sheer red robe (panty not included.) We do sell a nice variety of high-quality low-end (think one size fits most) lingerie such as the HOT line from Shirley of Hollywood. La Perla it is not, but it's nice enough and it won't break the bank.

In my mind, a robe is something of an accessory, not a lingerie main event. I was surprised to be shipping single-item orders (yes, multiple orderS!) for this today in droves. It's too last-minute - not to mention far too inappropriate - to be Mother's Day related. It must be a sign of summer lovin' in the air.

It makes me think about the customers - perhaps these ladies already have the perfect little number to wear and simply need something to provide the illusion of a coverup? Or maybe the lingering chilly weather means a gal needs more layers, even in the budoir? Who's to say - all I can do is marvel at the popularity of the red-like-it-means-it robe.

Who's Feelin' Fancy?

People seem to be using their stimulus packages to stimulate the economy by purchasing life's little luxuries, and what could be more luxurious than a fancy-pants vibrator? The Little Chroma Quiver is indeed one of the fanciest of fancy vibrators to the stars. It features a powerful yet quiet motor which is the size of an AA battery. If you burn that baby out, just get a new one (motor, that is) - they are as replaceable as the batteries, should frequent use cause that to be... ...necessary.

So if you're in the mood to splurge, and your stimulus money is giving you "what to buy" anxiety, you could do worse than to pick up a gem of a spendy yet fabulous personal care item.

Ding Dong - Who Doesn't Love A Parade?

Only it's not your basic parade, it's a parade of BASIX - the line of shiny, brightly colored dildos, dongs and plugs. We are stocking up, and so today EVERY ONE of these delightful sizes, shapes and colors have crossed my desk. Hopefully I will get them all checked in before it's quitting time today - wish me luck (I'm going to need it!)

I Miss Underoos

Maybe you do too? Perhaps that is why I was so tickled to see this fab little set. Hooray for "Miss Wonder" - not an official licensed product but we all know who this is about.

Dream a Little (Mini) Dream

It's lavender, tiny, and adorable - the Vibratex Mini Dream is all that you'd expect from a cutesy vibrator. It has all the features you'd expect from a major player in the adult toy insdustry - the pastel color, the woodland creature and the nubby gspot bump. Even the name, "mini dream" is so euphemistic - it makes me think of a quickie or a 20 minute nap.

Bachelorette Parties - All Penis All the Time

Clearly, someone is throwing a bachelorette party, and today I helped make that happen. My favorite item they ordered has got to be a toss up between the Mama Peckeroni Penis Pasta - mmm, yummy! - and the Peter Party Picks. About the pasta, what else is there to say - it's pasta, shaped like penises - get it? What I like about the party picks is that they are smaller and more subtle. You use them for things like cocktail weenies (wocka wocka) and cherries in your drink (tee hee) and dirty, dirty martinis.

This person's party will be a full-blown penis-themed bash - they will play games! - they will drink penis-ey beverages! - they will have naughty snacks! Almost makes me wish I was invited. Good luck to the happy couple, especially the bride. With friends who plan parties like this, she's going to need it!

Travel Size Pretty Pink Wormie

This has got to be one of the cutesy-est items ever. It's a travel-size vibrating toy that looks like a happy little caterpillar. It's pink, it's happy, and it's waterproof so it can be a bathtub toy. Did I mention that it's cute - freakin' adorable! By far the cutest item to cross my desk today.