No, I'm not talking about a new toy - I'm talking about our new employee! As you may know, I work at an online adult products retailer. We recently hired our very own in-house sexpert, I call him Sexpert Joe.
In addition to maintaining our company blog - http://blog.sextoyblog.com/ - and beefing up our product listings, Sexpert Joe is also interested in hearing about what the people are interested in! Do you have a question about toys? Send them to the sexpert via his blog!
To entice your opinions - we have started a cool new program - he will send you a free product in exchange for hearing your opinions and thoughts - kind of like a customer review, but you don't have to pay a cent! Simply send sexpert Joe an email with your mailing address, and your toy preference (for ladies, for gents, or for couples) - a toy will be (discreetly) shipped to you for your enjoyment. Once you've tried it - send your thoughts to Sexpert Joe in an email, and your product review and thoughts may be featured in a future sextoyblog post!
FREE STUFF! FUN STUFF!
Feel free to forward this offer to your friends!
For those of you concerned about privacy - feel free to use a "handle" for your review, and for those of you who are my friends - that is why I'm having you contact Sexpert Joe directly.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Sexy Stuff on Oprah - It's On My Desk
Let me tell you what - there's been a lot of buzz in the biz the past few weeks ever since Oprah had bonafide sexpert Dr. Berman on her show to talk about sexuality and toys.
The Berman Center has designed a range of toys for enhancing personal and couple's pleasure. One such toy is the Pomona - a palm-sized personal massager. It's a versatile little toy, also quite discreet - great for solo fliers as well as a great couples toy. Another great toy for couples is the Aurora Intimate Partners Kit. We bundled both of these items (and the rest of the items from the Berman Center's line that we carry) with a basic starter sex toy kit - a ladyfinger, a bullet and a mini-mite massager.
The Berman Center has designed a range of toys for enhancing personal and couple's pleasure. One such toy is the Pomona - a palm-sized personal massager. It's a versatile little toy, also quite discreet - great for solo fliers as well as a great couples toy. Another great toy for couples is the Aurora Intimate Partners Kit. We bundled both of these items (and the rest of the items from the Berman Center's line that we carry) with a basic starter sex toy kit - a ladyfinger, a bullet and a mini-mite massager.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Bachelorette Poker Party
As anyone who's seen the redneck wedding show on cable can tell you - brides come in all styles and varieties. As such, themes for bachelorette parties are also plentiful. Perhaps your friend, the bride, is not a "Stumble drunkenly out of a bar at closing time with her lifesaver t-shirt successfully denuded of all lifesavers" kind of gal. Maybe she is more of a poker night kind of gal.
Well, grab your visors and whiskey drinks ladies, because with a deck of hot studs like these there's no need for a bachelorette poker night to be anything less than a titillating night to remember!
This deck can be used for any card game that uses the standard 52 cards - or invent your own party games. As an added momento to remember the evening by, let guests select their own "winning hand" to take home at the end of the evening. (The single cards make a great bookmark - you'll have to believe me on this - I'll never forget that bachelorette party!)
Well, grab your visors and whiskey drinks ladies, because with a deck of hot studs like these there's no need for a bachelorette poker night to be anything less than a titillating night to remember!
This deck can be used for any card game that uses the standard 52 cards - or invent your own party games. As an added momento to remember the evening by, let guests select their own "winning hand" to take home at the end of the evening. (The single cards make a great bookmark - you'll have to believe me on this - I'll never forget that bachelorette party!)
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Yes, It's Been A While!
Hey cool kittycats - it's been a while. I have not been writing about the sexy stuff on my desk - because it's been busy flying off my desk and out to all the happy, anticipatory customers. Thanks to all you happy customers for that!
Well, all that is changing! I wanted to draw your attention to the great deals and steals - we are listing new ones every day - on our Amazon.com store. Do YOU like a bargain? I know, me too! Everybody digs a good bargain, especially when they are THIS GOOD.
The scoop is this, we are doing a lot of closeouts, moving inventory out of our warehouse so that we can move lots of fun new inventory into the warehouse in the fun new year coming up. So c'mon, do your part, and help us help you have an oh-so-happy New Year's Celebration of your own.
Well, all that is changing! I wanted to draw your attention to the great deals and steals - we are listing new ones every day - on our Amazon.com store. Do YOU like a bargain? I know, me too! Everybody digs a good bargain, especially when they are THIS GOOD.
The scoop is this, we are doing a lot of closeouts, moving inventory out of our warehouse so that we can move lots of fun new inventory into the warehouse in the fun new year coming up. So c'mon, do your part, and help us help you have an oh-so-happy New Year's Celebration of your own.
Monday, October 6, 2008
You Don't Know Jack - Rabbit!
We have created a delightful toy kit including the fabulous Jack Rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics. This Jack Rabbit Kit includes every basic you need to start out (or continue to round out) your budoir toy collection. Along with trusty Jack, you get the classics - an adjustable speed bullet, a mini mite, and a multi-speed ladyfinger vibe. (And what gal can have too many of those around?)
SO, if the economy has you down, if you're looking for fun activities to do in the comfort and privacy of your own home, consider picking up this pleasure pack as a treat to yourself!
SO, if the economy has you down, if you're looking for fun activities to do in the comfort and privacy of your own home, consider picking up this pleasure pack as a treat to yourself!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
The Scoop on Screaming Deals And Fun Stuff
Mind Body Source has, in the spirit of fall cleaning, created some blowout bundles (listed on Amazon.com) that are WHITE HOT SCREAMING DEALS. You are getting this email because you know someone who works at Mind Body Source, or are a friend of a friend.
Feel free to pass the word along to anyone who might be interested – because once these blowout bundles are gone, they’re gone for good.
Blowout Bundle 1 –
Lingerie Starter Pack – 3 boxed lingerie products for $9.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Shirley-Hollywood-Fantasy-Lingerie-Collection/dp/B001FRRFVO/
Blowout Bundle 2 –
Lingerie "Head Start" Starter Pack – 6 boxed lingerie products for $19.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Shirley-Hollywood-Fantasy-Lingerie-Collection/dp/B001FPJH80
Blowout Bundle 3 –
Doc Johnson Toy Kit – 6 Doc Johnson toys for $29.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Adult-Economy-Piece/dp/B000U7JXFG
Everybody wins – you get some screaming deals, and we get a nice clean warehouse!
MORE GOOD DEALS: Amazon.com Gift Certificate - $10 off $35 – Take $10 off your next order with us at our Amazon.com storefronts condomsstore.com (http://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&me=A1HH8X1DSLCZNP) Enter code AMZNCNDM at checkout to redeem.
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Feel free to pass the word along to anyone who might be interested – because once these blowout bundles are gone, they’re gone for good.
Blowout Bundle 1 –
Lingerie Starter Pack – 3 boxed lingerie products for $9.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Shirley-Hollywood-Fantasy-Lingerie-Collection/dp/B001FRRFVO/
Blowout Bundle 2 –
Lingerie "Head Start" Starter Pack – 6 boxed lingerie products for $19.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Shirley-Hollywood-Fantasy-Lingerie-Collection/dp/B001FPJH80
Blowout Bundle 3 –
Doc Johnson Toy Kit – 6 Doc Johnson toys for $29.99 – buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Adult-Economy-Piece/dp/B000U7JXFG
Everybody wins – you get some screaming deals, and we get a nice clean warehouse!
MORE GOOD DEALS: Amazon.com Gift Certificate - $10 off $35 – Take $10 off your next order with us at our Amazon.com storefronts condomsstore.com (http://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&me=A1HH8X1DSLCZNP) Enter code AMZNCNDM at checkout to redeem.
Find us, friend us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Condoms_Store/687141730
Monday, September 22, 2008
Lingerie Screaming Deal Alert!
Like our toy collection screaming deal I posted last week, here is another fabulous screaming deal - quantities are limited, so when it's all gone, it's gone:
This is our Shirley of Hollywood/Fantasy Lingerie 6 Piece Assortment. (This is something I would buy for myself if I had an reason whatsoever to do so.) Think of it as a fabulous one-size-fits-most, boxed lingerie, hoisery, sexy thongs, etc grab bag of fun.
If you want to beef up your party favors for a bachelorette, home-party or you just like to stock up on things when you see a good deal, I'd highly recommend. All items are high quality and have nice packaging, good for gifts!
If you've been looking for a way to spice things up in your long-term relationship, this assortment is a fun way to get a bunch of new, sexy things to wear to bed. If you are in a new relationship and want to keep things spicy - this is a good option for you as well. I suppose it's even a good option for your hope chest if you're still looking for the right person.
Hmmm, maybe I have just given myself a reason to pick up one of these 6 piece assortments...
This is our Shirley of Hollywood/Fantasy Lingerie 6 Piece Assortment. (This is something I would buy for myself if I had an reason whatsoever to do so.) Think of it as a fabulous one-size-fits-most, boxed lingerie, hoisery, sexy thongs, etc grab bag of fun.
If you want to beef up your party favors for a bachelorette, home-party or you just like to stock up on things when you see a good deal, I'd highly recommend. All items are high quality and have nice packaging, good for gifts!
If you've been looking for a way to spice things up in your long-term relationship, this assortment is a fun way to get a bunch of new, sexy things to wear to bed. If you are in a new relationship and want to keep things spicy - this is a good option for you as well. I suppose it's even a good option for your hope chest if you're still looking for the right person.
Hmmm, maybe I have just given myself a reason to pick up one of these 6 piece assortments...
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