Paris J'taime!

Forget all about your other toys - you'll always have Paris with the Big Teaze Paris Rubber Ducky (shown here in violet.)

The Paris Duck has all the function that the other Big Teaze rubber duckies have, but with an extra splash of style - from the (removable) feather boa to a fancy beak-crystal (a la nose ring) you'll see that the Paris Duck is a step above the rest.

All Big Teaze toys are perfect for bathtime play - waterproof, whimsical and innocently nondescript. You won't worry about what your guests think if they see it left out on the side of the tub. So go ahead, and the next time Calgon takes you away, remember, you'll always have Paris!

One Pump, Two Pump!

Forget breast pumps that are designed to pump milk for babies - nothing titillating about that! When you want to perk up the girls for a night out on the town (or even better, for a romantic and sensual night IN) what you want is a dual breast pump that gets the job done in one quick step.

If this sounds like something for you, the Doc Johnson Dual Breast Pump is just the ticket. Its gentle suction arouses both breasts and nipples at the same time. Also, you get that telltale pertness - call it what you like: nipping out, headlights on, both guns drawn - saying without words exactly what you want to say.

So Bright And So Orange!

Pelvic exercise balls are a hot product - and for good reason! I know I've talked about them before - they help you do Kegel exercises and strengthen the pelvic floor muscles. In turn, stronger pelvic floor muscles give you a better experience in the bedroom - good times!

So, if you haven't jumped on the exercise balls bandwagon yet, these fabulous bright orange exercise balls are just the ticket - after all, they were developed and endorsed by sexpert Sue Johanson (of Talk Sex with Sue Johanson.)

I've Always Liked This Phrase

Shunga's line of aphrodisiac oils are a great way for couples to spice things up in the bedroom. They feel, smell and taste great. Plus, the flavors have great names - my hands-down favorite is the Shunga Orgy of Grapes Aphrodesiac Oil.

It makes me think that should be the proper term for a cluster of this succulent fruit - you know, like a pride of lions, a murder of crows and an orgy of grapes. And what could conjure up sensual images quite like the picture of one lover feeding another from the orgy of grapes in their hand.

As with all Shunga products, this comes in a beautiful cannister and is perfect for gift giving. So go ahead, get sensual and hop on the orgy of grapes bandwagon!

Paint It On, Lick It Off

That's right kittycats - I'm talking about Shunga Chocolate Body Paint. Beautifully packaged in a sweet rounded bottle, this comes with its own special "brush" for easy application. The brush is washable, so you can use it until you run out of chocolate paint.

Paint some chocolate swirls and hearts where you want some attention from your lover - or write a frisky message, instructions or words of endearment.

If you are a chocoholic, don't hesitate to use the paint on your special friend - decorate and tease! This delicious chocolate body paint also makes a great shower or bachelorette party gift.

Sexy Vacation

Hey there - Sexy Stuff On My Desk is taking a sexy vacation. I'll be back in two weeks - relaxed, refreshed, and ready to tell you all about the stuff crossing my desk!

Celebrate Good Times!

C'mon!

Everyone knows that toys enhance alone time as well as when you're feeling frisky with your honey. Any time is a good time for the celebration bullet massager by Sutera Toys. Whether you're giving it as a gift* or just splurging on a new toy to treat yourself, you'll love the festive look of this traditional bullet vibe.

*It's never too early to start thinking about stocking stuffers!