Sexy City Vibe

As one of the millions of Sex in the City fans, I am very excited about the new movie coming out! In celebration of this event, I would like to highlight the Sexy City Vibe*. It is small and discreet - and comes in a "mini" version as well, should the regular small and discreet be not quite small and discreet enough.

The Sexy City Vibe comes in different colors and is waterproof. Multiple speeds help you find just the right groove to suit your mood. As far as moods go, I would suggest posh - the packaging on these is decidedly for women**. These vibes are good modern fun for the fun-loving modern gal.

* Die-hard fans may wonder why I'm not highlighting the rabbit - I say that's another toy for another day.

**This means there are no skanky porn-type photos on the package.

Suck it Up

I love bachelorette parties - I should clarify - I love parties, not wearing "suck for a buck" tshirts at clubs and having a bff do humiliating "challenges" at bars for leering strangers because she is getting married soon.

So for the party people, it's fun to cut up and let things get a little silly, a little wild. One thing about bachelorette parties - they are nearly always penis-themed in some way or another. It's a little bit naughty and taboo - and here's a fun way to do it - serve drinks with penis-shaped straws. (I get giggly just thinking about it.) Penis-shaped straws are a guaranteed laugh for all but the most prim and uptight, who - let's face it - probably wouldn't have fun with most bachelorette party activities anyway.

So round up your girlfriends, pour the signature cocktails and toast your bride-to-be with penis-straw-drink in hand.

This Little Fishie

This little fishie makes bath time more fun! It's a waterproof toy that vibrates when you need it to, and looks like an innocuous bathtub toy the rest of the time. To turn on and off the vibrations, just squeeze its sides.

I love it for its bulgy oversized eyes and happy little grin - it really is the cutest thing! If fishie isn't a good reason to makeover your bathroom with an "under the sea" motif - well then I'd just like to see what is.

Slippery!

Today a bottle of Sliquid Silver - a premium silicone personal lubricant - crossed my desk. I always love the Sliquid packaging. It is fresh and modern and decidedly un-medical looking. (I think nothing is un-sexier or less romantic than hauling out a bottle or tube of something you know you've seen in your doctor's office!)

As a matter of course, most personal lubricants say on the label that this is not to be used as a contraceptive. Sliquid Silver's packaging also has this to say about itself:

Sliquid Silver IS formulated to last longer than most Hollywood marriages. Sliquid Silver ISN'T for use as a spermicide. (And finally my favorite) Sliquid Silver is SLIPPERY - clean spills immediately with soap and water to prevent injury or embarrassing explanations.

Wouldn't we all like to know what kind of embarrassing explanation a Sliquid Silver spill might cause? I know I'm curious, but seeing how no one really wants to put themselves in an embarrassing situation, be sure to clean up your slippery spills - we've all been warned.

Flapper, Slapper and Spank the Monkey

If you like to spank or be spanked, here are some items that crossed my desk today which might just be up your alley.

First the Studded Flapper - it looks like a hand-shaped paddle, and that is precisely what it's good for - when you want to leave a (hand-shaped) impression.

Next, there's the D-ring Slapper - it's sturdy, and the two thick leather flaps make quite a slappy sound - I'm sure that is all part of the fun.

Finally, if what you want to spank is the monkey, we have the Vibrating Monkey Spanker. (It comes with directions on the package in case the picture is confusing.)

Layering your Scents and Loving It!

What could be more thrilling than smelling or tasting fabulous and sexy?

Why smelling AND tasting fabulous and sexy - of course! And there's no better way to emphasize that fabulous and sexy experience than by layering the personal care and romance products you use to work together for a truly romantic and sensual good time. Let's begin:

Set the mood with a relaxing and luxurious bath - by candlelight, if possible - try Shunga Exotic Fruits Shower and Bath Gel - mmm, squeaky clean, relaxed and lusciously scented. A bath is a good way to slow down the pace of your day, clear your mind and get ready for the romancin'! (Or if a bath is not your speed, how about a shower-for-two?)

So now you're clean and refreshed - what's next? Well why bother getting those jammies on when you're all ready for a massage? (And what partner can resist that kind of offer?) At this point you can layer the same exotic fruits scent massage oil to be lavishly rubbed over your fresh clean self, or add a second, complimentary scent - perhaps something like this?

Ahhh... I am more relaxed already - oh my, where were we? Layering scents! Let's continue...

By now, the evening should be well on its way to success - time to tantalize the taste buds and include them in the party! Perhaps some lovely fun with edible body powder (and the tickly feather duster) or an aphrodisiac oil that warms up when you blow on it (and tastes good to boot) is just the ticket.

Or possibly things have sufficiently heated themselves up and you are ready to head straight into the passionate flames you've been fanning. Your last layer of scent - a lovely personal lubricant - helps you get the job done.

People say that scents bring back memories in a very vivid way, so don't just layer the scents and be done with it forever - now you have some memories so feel free to tap into them with the evocative scents of your romantic rendezvousing.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Minty!

Let's admit it, some flavors are sexier than others. Garlic - not so much, but minty fresh? Sounds delightful! It's clean and tingly too - good times! If you like a refreshing minty coolness (which sounds good to me when I think about the hot weather ahead) you might like Shunga's Sensual Mint Massage Cream.

Yes, cream - in a tub, not oil in a bottle which can leak everywhere in your overnight bag or checked luggage. Because nothing says relaxation like a massage, especially a massage received on vacation, especially a vacation not ruined by massage-oil-drenched clothes!

So to sum up: Minty is sexy, massages are relaxing and creams in tubs are a safer travel bet than oils in bottles.

Bon Voyage!

Party Panties

By now I'd say that tidbit of advice about interviewing for a new job, etc, is passe. You know the one - "wear fabulous underwear and it will give you that subconscious boost - knowing how much fabulousness you have going on under your straight-laced interview suit." Okay, so if you don't read Cosmo regularly, maybe you didn't know that, but now you do! In fact, it makes me wonder if Ms. Mona Lisa herself was wearing something daring and racy beneath her demure outfit - she has that knowing smile.

The question then becomes, how does one take it up a notch for something less formal than an interview? Ladies and gents, I give you the party panties. Their thong design and soft wide elastic lace work together to avoid VPL problems. The pearls give you something to smile mischeviously about - all night long.

So go ahead, make the world wonder what you're up to at your next big bash. Throw on a pair of party panties - it's our little secret!

Meow Meow Meow Meow...

...you know the tune - it's the Meow Mix commercial song. And what better way to get the idea to be a sex kitten in one of these cute teddies. (What you don't see in the picture is that the ruffle goes into a swirly tail on the backside of this teddy - too adorable!)

Of course, if you don't like that jingle, there's always Lovecats by the Cure.

Is that a snake in your pants...

...or are you just happy to see me?

Well of course it's a snake - it's trouser snake Thursday, and this soft men's novelty garment is just the ticket. After all, why should the ladies be the only ones getting gussied up for their partners? There's plenty of dress-up fun for all.

Don't Leave Home Without It

Today I shipped one of these little satin sleep mask numbers. I think they're great. While I've never had much of a problem sleeping in various light conditions, they do add an extra sense of "going to sleep now" to the occasion.

They are also versatile - you can use them for lots of things besides just sleeping. For example, I have found they work FAR BETTER than any other thing - book, headphones, etc for keeping chatty strangers on airplanes to themselves. As a result, I will no longer travel without one.

So really, the possibilities are endless - I am sure there are a myriad other applications you might think up to use your sleep mask. Happy sleeping, and no peeking!

Silky Lube Hybrid

In today's global warming, elevated oil prices world, the hybrid car is an appealing thought. For Napoleon Dynamite, the Liger (half lion, half tiger) is not only a hybrid, it's also pretty much his favorite animal. And it makes me wonder why should the world of personal lubricants be any different?

Today's featured item that crossed my desk is the very interesting Sliquid Silk - it is a hybrid personal lubricant. The brand Sliquid was created by sensitive women FOR sensitive women, and Silk is one of their more premium products. It's water-based, glycerin and paraben free - and yet - it also has a silicone aspect so it stays slippery for a good long time. A water-based and silicone lubricant hybrid - what could be better?

I like the brand Sliquid b/c it is so friendly - it doesn't contain harmful chemicals, the company does not use animal products nor does it test its products on animals. Also, their packaging looks happy, and that makes me happy too.

Ring-a-Ding Dinger

Like most people who read magazines, I've seen (too) many articles about spicing things up in the love life department. The inevitable advice makes me yawn: "try new things, put a new twist on an old favorite." Frankly it sounds like the same advice about dealing with ugly bathrooms, meal planning, or any other thing that people do on a regular basis.

But people are game because no one likes being stuck in a rut. They start thinking "what kinds of new twists can we put on an old favorite?"

Enter the Tongue Dinger. It comes in different colors, even glow in the dark. (And yes, you wear it on your tongue for doing things - licky things.) It's a cheap, disposable item so there's not a lot of commitment involved in trying it out. Best of all, it sounds lighthearted and nonserious, and really, what could be a better way to mix things up?

Whether or not it takes a couple to new levels of unbridled passion is unknown - but it does achieve the goal of trying new things, stepping out of the ordinary into the adventurous.

Wardrobe Basics - the Sheer Red Robe

Today my desk experienced a run of this lovely sheer red robe (panty not included.) We do sell a nice variety of high-quality low-end (think one size fits most) lingerie such as the HOT line from Shirley of Hollywood. La Perla it is not, but it's nice enough and it won't break the bank.

In my mind, a robe is something of an accessory, not a lingerie main event. I was surprised to be shipping single-item orders (yes, multiple orderS!) for this today in droves. It's too last-minute - not to mention far too inappropriate - to be Mother's Day related. It must be a sign of summer lovin' in the air.

It makes me think about the customers - perhaps these ladies already have the perfect little number to wear and simply need something to provide the illusion of a coverup? Or maybe the lingering chilly weather means a gal needs more layers, even in the budoir? Who's to say - all I can do is marvel at the popularity of the red-like-it-means-it robe.

Who's Feelin' Fancy?

People seem to be using their stimulus packages to stimulate the economy by purchasing life's little luxuries, and what could be more luxurious than a fancy-pants vibrator? The Little Chroma Quiver is indeed one of the fanciest of fancy vibrators to the stars. It features a powerful yet quiet motor which is the size of an AA battery. If you burn that baby out, just get a new one (motor, that is) - they are as replaceable as the batteries, should frequent use cause that to be... ...necessary.

So if you're in the mood to splurge, and your stimulus money is giving you "what to buy" anxiety, you could do worse than to pick up a gem of a spendy yet fabulous personal care item.

Ding Dong - Who Doesn't Love A Parade?

Only it's not your basic parade, it's a parade of BASIX - the line of shiny, brightly colored dildos, dongs and plugs. We are stocking up, and so today EVERY ONE of these delightful sizes, shapes and colors have crossed my desk. Hopefully I will get them all checked in before it's quitting time today - wish me luck (I'm going to need it!)

I Miss Underoos

Maybe you do too? Perhaps that is why I was so tickled to see this fab little set. Hooray for "Miss Wonder" - not an official licensed product but we all know who this is about.

Dream a Little (Mini) Dream

It's lavender, tiny, and adorable - the Vibratex Mini Dream is all that you'd expect from a cutesy vibrator. It has all the features you'd expect from a major player in the adult toy insdustry - the pastel color, the woodland creature and the nubby gspot bump. Even the name, "mini dream" is so euphemistic - it makes me think of a quickie or a 20 minute nap.

Bachelorette Parties - All Penis All the Time

Clearly, someone is throwing a bachelorette party, and today I helped make that happen. My favorite item they ordered has got to be a toss up between the Mama Peckeroni Penis Pasta - mmm, yummy! - and the Peter Party Picks. About the pasta, what else is there to say - it's pasta, shaped like penises - get it? What I like about the party picks is that they are smaller and more subtle. You use them for things like cocktail weenies (wocka wocka) and cherries in your drink (tee hee) and dirty, dirty martinis.

This person's party will be a full-blown penis-themed bash - they will play games! - they will drink penis-ey beverages! - they will have naughty snacks! Almost makes me wish I was invited. Good luck to the happy couple, especially the bride. With friends who plan parties like this, she's going to need it!

Travel Size Pretty Pink Wormie

This has got to be one of the cutesy-est items ever. It's a travel-size vibrating toy that looks like a happy little caterpillar. It's pink, it's happy, and it's waterproof so it can be a bathtub toy. Did I mention that it's cute - freakin' adorable! By far the cutest item to cross my desk today.