Thursday, May 29, 2008

Suck it Up

I love bachelorette parties - I should clarify - I love parties, not wearing "suck for a buck" tshirts at clubs and having a bff do humiliating "challenges" at bars for leering strangers because she is getting married soon.

So for the party people, it's fun to cut up and let things get a little silly, a little wild. One thing about bachelorette parties - they are nearly always penis-themed in some way or another. It's a little bit naughty and taboo - and here's a fun way to do it - serve drinks with penis-shaped straws. (I get giggly just thinking about it.) Penis-shaped straws are a guaranteed laugh for all but the most prim and uptight, who - let's face it - probably wouldn't have fun with most bachelorette party activities anyway.

So round up your girlfriends, pour the signature cocktails and toast your bride-to-be with penis-straw-drink in hand.

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